Ode to Miss Darby

Chin Tak: Some of you might recall a Miss Jennifer E Darby, a young English and Literature teacher from England. She was obviously blessed with superb biology. (If only she was teaching us Biology instead!) Who could have failed to notice her advantages. If Guan Chong or anyone else has pictures of her, would you kindly post them for the benefit of everyone. I'm sure we'll all thank you for the mammaries.


Raymond: I do not believe that any one of us could have forgotten or recalled Jeniffer E Darby. She hails from Exeter, a small town in UK. It was a great treat being taught by her. At least we all share the same taste especially Banjo. I know because he drools......whenever Jeniffer Darby walks past.


Chin Tak: You know, guys, one day Miss Darby invited me to the teachers' Common Room to discuss some poems I wrote. What luck!, I thought. There she was,sitting right beside me, talking with me more like a friend than a teacher. At such close range, I could smell her scent, breathe her sweet breath, feel her body heat and take in all her visual charms. Verily, verily I say unto thee, "She walks in beauty..." With such a veritable goddess so upcloseand (would it were) personal, "my heart went boom-bang-a-bang, boom-bang-a-bang when you are near, boom-bang-a-bang, boom-bang-a-bang loud in my hear...." Brittannia ruled the waves. Miss Jennifer E Darby ruled the male libido. Maybe, Benny or some others may care to add their impressions and experiences concerning the fascinating and mammaryable Miss Jennifer Darby. I had better stop as I'm getting well nigh to forming a fixation on Miss Darby.

Imagine that!! After 40 odd years of not getting together or even hearing from each other, it finally happened on one rather dull Sunday afternoon. A group of 11 greying but not so paunchy, and I repeat not so paunchy, elderly gentlemen met to revisit their past. Great job guys, you are all keeping in good shape!! Albeit some hands shot up in answer to who has hypertension, but that's part and parcel of modern day stressful living.

"I have lost some 20 kg since school, 42" used to be my waistline" enthused Raymond. Yes you certainly look great Guan Chong Raymond, as most of us scrambled to press the delete button to erase that rather persistant rolly polly image.

So in between sips of red wine or was it white? we talked about the past, our more inspiring and depressing moments. Eyes light up when brain neurons seek to activate the deep recessses of our mind, finally yielding, giving verbal expression to that which has stayed hidden but still cherished and not forgotten.

"I was born at the wrong time" lamented Chin Tak, revealing that he has had an interest in phychology, but as fate has it, this area of study was not available way back then. Imagine a Freudian Choo, championing the Oedipus complex, that what we are today is because of our infantile sexual experiences.

Lim Bok Hai stood out a prominent teacher. "He taught us not so much from the book, but how to live and be a good person" And of course Miss Dusk gets a mention because of her assets, together with others like Chan Heng Yoon, Miss Kan, Mrs Loh, Betty Tan etc.

One of my personal favourite was Scharenguival. He stamped beautiful poetic phrases onto my mind, non volatile memory retention. How can anyone forget the opening to Shakespeare's Ode to His Coy Mistress. "If I have ten thousand years or more, this coyness lady is no sin" and then he goes on to spend years admiring each of her physical assets and finally threatening "and the worms shall feed on thy virginity" if still unrelenting. WOW what a great pick up line!!

A mood of nostalgia and a sense of loss, when the conversation drifted to those who are no longer with us. Left us too early too soon, through choice or otherwise. Still alive in our memory though brief the encounter. Staring mortality in the face, I am sure each of these ageing gentlemen are thankful in their own private way, thankful to their God, whatever/whomever they conceive Him to be, to have so lovingly looked after and cared for them all these years.

Will there be a next meeting of ageing gentlemen? I am sure there will be, and I am sure more will be indicted in the future. The spirit of Gess66 lives!!